Is it true that Chuck Norris counted to infinity--twice?

Chuck Norris kicked Infinities A$$.

That's Chuck for ya!

YES!! And it's also true that if Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he sees nothing...because there can never be another Chuck Norris.

No. It is true that Chuck Norris can't revive his tired, played out movie and television career though.

Looks like he'll be stuck doing infomercials forever.

absolutely!

and Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups - he's actually pushing the earth down

yeah your right... if chuck norris looks in the mirror he'll see nothing... because hes so ugly he cracked the window with his ugliness

not chuck norris, he sucks, but walker texas ranger maybe..

Yup

Yes. It is also true that he grinds coffee beans in his teeth and boils the water with his own rage!

yep

he is also the reason why waldo is hiding!

and he's not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of him.