The Joker Quote?

Joker: [Hold a knife to Gambol's cheek] Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker, and a fiend! And one night he comes home crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife and defends herself; he doesn't like that. No. Not... one... bit. So, me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and says.. "Why so SERIOUS?" So, he comes at me with the knife, "Why so SERIOUS?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face! And.. [Turns to look at one of Gambol's henchman who looks terrified] ...why so serious? [Cuts open Gambol's face offscreen]

Well, hello beautiful. You look nervous. Is it my scars? You wanna' know how I got them? Com'ere, look at me, look at me! See, I had a wife. And she was beautiful. Like you. And she would always tell me that I worried too much, that I needed to smile more. She was a gambler, got it in with the sharks. So, you see, one day, they decided to carve her face. We couldn't afford to pay the hospital bills... I just wanted to see her smile again, to let her know that I didn't care about the way she looked. So I took a razor to my mouth and did this, see? [Directs attention towards the scars on his face] Now she can't even stand the sight of me! She leaves me. But, you wanna know what's so funny about all this? See, now, I'm always smiling!

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I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger. I am an agent of chaos. Do I look like someone who has a plan? I want my phone call "It's a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It's fair. "

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The Joker Quote?

ok im changing info on my xbox live profile and im useing all these quotes from the movie but i need to copy one of the stories joker from the dark knight says about how he got his scares

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Omg, for those people who said "Why so Serious?" or "Let's put a smile on your face" I'm guessing you haven't seen the movie . . . those were his FATHER'S quotes . .

These are Joker's:

"Ah ha ha ha ha a ha ha ha oh he he he he ah ha ah ha e he he he...and I thought my jokes were bad..."

"How about a magic trick?....I'm gonna make this pencil disappear....TAA DDAAA! And it's gone. Oh and soo it wasn't cheap. You wanna know, you bought it."

"Let's wind the clock back a year, these cops and lawyer wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hmm?"

"If you are good at something never do it for free.."

Joker: "Let's not blow this out of the proportion"

Gamble: "You think you just steal from us and walk away!"

Joker: "Yea..."

"You know where Harvey is? I just gotta talk to him about something . . "

"I just want a phone call . . ."

Joker: [Hold a knife to Gambol's cheek] Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker, and a fiend! And one night he comes home crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife and defends herself; he doesn't like that. No. Not... one... bit. So, me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and says.. "Why so SERIOUS?" So, he comes at me with the knife, "Why so SERIOUS?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face! And.. [Turns to look at one of Gambol's henchman who looks terrified] ...why so serious? [Cuts open Gambol's face offscreen]

Well, hello beautiful. You look nervous. Is it my scars? You wanna' know how I got them? Com'ere, look at me, look at me! See, I had a wife. And she was beautiful. Like you. And she would always tell me that I worried too much, that I needed to smile more. She was a gambler, got it in with the sharks. So, you see, one day, they decided to carve her face. We couldn't afford to pay the hospital bills... I just wanted to see her smile again, to let her know that I didn't care about the way she looked. So I took a razor to my mouth and did this, see? [Directs attention towards the scars on his face] Now she can't even stand the sight of me! She leaves me. But, you wanna know what's so funny about all this? See, now, I'm always smiling!

"Let's put a Smile on that Face!" I love that Movie! It was awesome and Joker over shadow Batman's parts in that movie. Its sad Keith Ledger had to die!

((Also))

The Joker: Do you know how I got these scars?

Batman: No! But I know how you got these!

[cuts him with a knife]

Good replies, just what I was looking for.