vodka for programmers?

Firm "Amtel" (russia) release now vodka brand "vodka.ru"

http://www.amtel-vodka.ru/prem_class.htm

version vokda for real programmers: :))

one shot - demo

0.1 l - trial version

0.25 l - school version

0.33 l - student version

0.5 l - womens version

0.75 l - personal edition

1.0 l - professional edition

1.75 l - enterprise

3.0 l - network edition

5.0 l - home edition

10 l - extreme edition

200 l - for small business

tank-car - Corporate edition

sea of vodka - global edition

methylated spirit - virused cod

homemade - compiled C++

snack - Plugins

beer - patch

hang-over - Memory error

...

coca-cola, fanta - for Apple

continue, pls... :)