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Dmitry
Hi! I am a Russian guy. PS May The Schwartz Be With You!
Travel to Croatia by car. When?
I plan to go from Vienna to Makarska. What about traffic jams In August? Which days of the week you recommend to go or not?
2 AnswersOther - Europe1 decade agoten little indians...?
Russian verion (for young programmers).
0A young programmers began to work online,
One didn´t pay for Internet, and then there were 9.
9 young programmers used copies that they made,
But one was caught by FBI, and then there were 8.
8 young programmers discussed about heaven,
One said "It´s Windows 95!", and then there were 7.
7 young programmers found bugs they want to fix,
But one was fixed by the bug, and then there were 6.
6 young programmers were testing the hard drive,
One got the string "Format complete", and then there were 5.
5 young programmers were running the FrontDoor,
The BBS of one was hacked, and then there were 4.
4 young programmers worked using only C,
One said some good about Pascal, and then there were 3.
3 young programmers didn´t know what to do,
One tried to call the on-line help, and then there were 2.
2 young programmers were testing what they done,
One got a virus in his brain, and then there was 1.
1 young programmer was mighty as a hero,
But tried to speak with user, and then there were 0.
Boss cried: "Oh, where is the program we must have?!"
And fired one programmer, and then there were FF.
2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoten little indians...?
Russian verion (for young programmers).
0A young programmers began to work online,
One didn´t pay for Internet, and then there were 9.
9 young programmers used copies that they made,
But one was caught by FBI, and then there were 8.
8 young programmers discussed about heaven,
One said "It´s Windows 95!", and then there were 7.
7 young programmers found bugs they want to fix,
But one was fixed by the bug, and then there were 6.
6 young programmers were testing the hard drive,
One got the string "Format complete", and then there were 5.
5 young programmers were running the FrontDoor,
The BBS of one was hacked, and then there were 4.
4 young programmers worked using only C,
One said some good about Pascal, and then there were 3.
3 young programmers didn´t know what to do,
One tried to call the on-line help, and then there were 2.
2 young programmers were testing what they done,
One got a virus in his brain, and then there was 1.
1 young programmer was mighty as a hero,
But tried to speak with user, and then there were 0.
Boss cried: "Oh, where is the program we must have?!"
And fired one programmer, and then there were FF.
2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoWhy, when write about Putin, the western journalists often name his Vlad?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/leading_a...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and...
etc.
Vlad is the reduced name Vladislav, but not Vladimir.
6 AnswersMedia & Journalism1 decade agoNicknames of politicians.?
In Russia.
Medvedev - "medved" (see "BearSurprise") http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Surprise
Putin - "Red Chief Pu the Big", "Dobby"
Putin + Medvedev - "Medveput"
George Bush younger - "cowboy" or "bagel"
Obama - "Suntanned"
Merkel - "fighting Barbie"
Sarkozy - "a Gallic cockerel"
Saakashvili (Georgia) - "frenzied" or "eating of ties"
Berezovsky - "the Birch"
Kadyrov (Chechen Republic) - "the Tsar of animals"
Zhirinovsky (Russian politican) - "the Son of the lawyer", "liberalissimo"
Jury Luzhkov (the mayor of Moscow) - "Meadow", "Cap"
Yushchenko (Ukraine)- "Dioxine", "Bee-keeper" or "10 puppies"
Julia Timoshenko (Ukraine)- "the Gas princess", "Lady Ju", "Snow Maiden"
Roman Abramovich - "Red Roma", "the Mr. of Chelsea", "Big Chukchi man"
Michael Gorbachev - "marked"
How nicknames politicians in your country?
6 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoTerrorism in the Arctic region?
I read "National Security Presidential Directive and Homeland Security Presidential Directive "
http://www.fas.org/irp/offdocs/nspd/nspd-66.htm
Also what I see?
#
"The United States also has fundamental homeland security interests in preventing terrorist attacks and mitigating those criminal or hostile acts that could increase the United States vulnerability to terrorism in the Arctic region."
What happens?
The Hezbollah has constructed icebreaking fleet? Or Ah-kaeda has bases on ice floes? :)
3 AnswersCurrent Events1 decade agoGiant tsunami in city?
Look photo.
What is it? the Tsunami?
http://englishrussia.com/images/city_tsunami/1.jpg
Right answer = 10 points. :)
2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoIn the U.S., already show Russian animated series "Smeshariki"? ?
Canal 4Kids had planned it.
1 AnswerComics & Animation1 decade agoThe slogan of your nation? ?
Try to express his two or three words.
8 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade agoRespect for women in US?
I was invited into one family in the United States. I am acquainted with one woman there and I was struck by her beauty and manners. I kissed her hand, but I thought that she did not like it.
We in Russia, kiss hands, a sign of respect and admiration.
In the U.S., not so?
7 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade agoThe strange war in Georgia.?
According to the Georgian side in Georgia there is war.
At that Russian special forces to go without obstacles along and across Georgia.
Tanks took to disassemble for spare parts, boats sunk, smashed the toilet, etc.
Even assault rifle butt did not hit.
You do not think that all the money invested in Georgia spent in vain?
11 AnswersMilitary1 decade agovodka for programmers?
Firm "Amtel" (russia) release now vodka brand "vodka.ru"
http://www.amtel-vodka.ru/prem_class.htm
version vokda for real programmers: :))
one shot - demo
0.1 l - trial version
0.25 l - school version
0.33 l - student version
0.5 l - womens version
0.75 l - personal edition
1.0 l - professional edition
1.75 l - enterprise
3.0 l - network edition
5.0 l - home edition
10 l - extreme edition
200 l - for small business
tank-car - Corporate edition
sea of vodka - global edition
methylated spirit - virused cod
homemade - compiled C++
snack - Plugins
beer - patch
hang-over - Memory error
...
coca-cola, fanta - for Apple
continue, pls... :)
1 AnswerBeer, Wine & Spirits1 decade agoWWII. "Judenfrei" (free of Jews) areas.?
1942
Why Estonia, difference from Latvia and Lithuania became "Judenfrei" territory?
1 AnswerHistory1 decade agoIt is called "democracy expansion"?
Revealed: Secret plan to keep Iraq under US control
"Iraqi officials fear that the accord, under which US troops would occupy permanent bases, conduct military operations, arrest Iraqis and _enjoy immunity from Iraqi law_, will destabilise Iraq's position in the Middle East and lay the basis for unending conflict in their country. "
1 AnswerMedia & Journalism1 decade agoTips for drinking?
We in Russia have one rule. Alcohol strength drink can only improve.
For example, after the vodka drink wine is not. After the wine drink beer is not. Otherwise, the morning will headache.
Is there any such rules in your country?
What do you drink to get rid of the hangover?
We usually drink pickle.
Restores salt balance the organism.
8 AnswersBeer, Wine & Spirits1 decade agohome-made drinks?
I did just cherry-brendy.
Filled cherries vodka and leaves in the sun for 3 months.
You have any ideas?
5 AnswersBeer, Wine & Spirits1 decade agoWho do you think the best Russian writer?
10 AnswersBooks & Authors1 decade agoWhat for the dual-processor computer is necessary?
- Simultaneously to look a film...
- Simultaneously with whom?
- Simultaneously with Vista.
...from russian humor
2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoAfghanistan and opium poppy?
Why is NATO in Afghanistan is not engaged in the destruction of opium poppy?
3 AnswersMilitary1 decade ago