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An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
19 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Aww....poor bunny! That was funny though. It took me a second to get it, but then I thought it was really funny. Have a star.
- 1 decade ago
first of all thats not a joke.
second a bear and a rabbit are crapping in the woods,
the bear turns to the rabbit and asks
"do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?"
the rabbit says "no, why?"
the bear then grabs the rabbit and wipes his butt with him.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Bahaha.
- 1 decade ago
i got a better one
ok
so did you hear about the fight in the candy shop??
a sucker got licked
hahahahah
so funny
