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How about this 'classic joke' ?
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway." THE DOCTORS SAY I WILL WALK AGAIN, BUT I WILL ALWAYS HAVE A LIMP. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
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- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I had to go to the hospital on account of too much laughing. That is hilarious! Here's another:
A policeman spotted a car that was violating traffic regulations, so he signals for the man to pull over. The driver, who's a man, politely asks the officer what he did wrong.
"Well, for starters, you were going three times the speed limit," the policeman said.
The man's wife stuck her head out. "I told him he was going to fast. But he NEVER listens to me, of course."
The man turns to his wife and yells, "Shut up!"
The policeman continued, "And also, sir, you were crossing the center line several times in three minutes."
The man's wife gets a word in again. "I was telling him that he was swerving all over the darn road, but he always thinks HE'S right. I'M just the one who's ALWAYS wrong about EVERYTHI--"
"SHUT UP!" The man roared.
The policeman sympathetically asked the wife, "Is he always like this to you?"
The woman said, "Only while he's drinking."
Source(s): I found this on Yahoo! Answers and provided a joke of my own to the person who presented this. - Anonymous1 decade ago
Ah, the voice of experience! Some things are better left unsaid, eh?
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
that just made my day!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
He had that coming!! LOL!
