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How is this clean joke on Phd.?
This guy was very keen on doing Ph.D. and was in search of a subject on which no one did any research before! As he was thinking over it and finally found a cockroach on the table in front. Inspired he decided instantly to do a research on the roach.
He picked the cockroach and put it in the centre of the table and said "Run" - The cockroach ran.
He pulled out one leg of the cockroach, put it again in the centre of the table and said "Run" - The cockroach ran.
He pulled one more leg of the cockroach, put it again in the centre of the table and said "Run" - The cockroach ran.
This way the cockroach tried to run even when it had just one leg.
He pulled last leg of the cockroach, put it again in the centre of the table and said "Run" - The cockroach could not!
Satisfied with the study he started writing thesis
“When you pull out all the legs of a cockraoch, it cannot HEAR anymore.”
14 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
cooooooooool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
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Excellent 10/10
- Anonymous1 decade ago
You cleaned the cockroach.
- Anonymous5 years ago
hi Pd, both jokes are strong... Heres a million for u: An Englishman and a chinese language are both in a graveyard, the tommy places a group of plant existence on his relative's grave, then he sees the chinese language position a bowl of rice on the grave of his relative...Amused, the tommy asks: "So even as will your relative come round to devour that rice"? The chinese language replies, " with connection with the similar time even as yours includes sniff those plant existence" !!
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- sudhir nayakLv 61 decade ago
Funta stick...fab you lus..no more word to describe or explain how because jok is this...kep it up
- 1 decade ago
wowwwww...... that was really afantastic joke...................a mind...blowing.supurb joke I cant hold of praising you.......
....................(I think the roach would actually try his best if he would have heard the voice'Run' inspite of having no legs.............Ha ..ha..ha.ha.!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
once again a very good and nice joke Ihave ever heared in my life.................
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That sounds about par for the course! ~:)>
- Anonymous1 decade ago
this is an oldie! i used to tell it when i was in school...
