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New Politically Correct Terms.
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .
And furthermore:
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 . She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE".
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10 Answers
- Anonymous5 years ago
The PC term is African American whereas Black is becoming Politically Incorrect, although I avoid using either one. Some businesses have instructed their front-line employees to use the PC substitute Happy Holidays over Merry Christmas, so as to not offend any Jewish, Moslem, or atheist customers. I consider this to be really silly in America. If anybody points out that you've said something Politically Incorrect, just explain that you meant no offense. I object to people jumping at any reason to take offense, and I don't want to reward that sort of behavior by catering to it.
- 1 decade ago
These were absolutely wonderful, here's your star, I'd give you a car load if I could. Maybe you should ask Yahoo about establishing a separate category for the Politically Correct, I think it would be a great category.
Or perhaps challenging P&S or R&S to a Politically Correct scurmish. I wonder how many could keep it up for a 24 hour period.
I have a friend who is not "short", but is "vertically challenged."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very Good
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Haha, that's great!
I know a guy who's not a perv, but who has "selectively intense focus."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
soo funny!! cute and if only this would be the new words
