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Survey: Follow-up... Does my beautiful Red Swingline stapler pose a significant risk to my...

...second-best blow-up doll when she is performing her marital obligations? She can't seem to take her eyes off of it when it's in my hands, and the resulting distraction is bring her teeth into play in uncomfortable ways... Any suggestions on how to resolve this tricky situation?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Milton...honey it's okay to put the stapler down when you are at home...they can't take it from you there....but keep it close by just in case you do need protection from your girlfriend..

  • 1 decade ago

    A patch kit might come in handy.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Your blow-up doll has teeth?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Get a third blow up doll

    SteveC

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO!! put down the stapler babe!!

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