Call Me Milton

...and you can't say ME!! I am open about my love for my girls, so there's no suspecting going on there!

...or do the wet dreams I have during said nap prove that I'm not quite ready for Viagra yet?

...I don't know WTF cowbell is or where it came from??!?

<------ reaches for a brown paper sack...

Follow-up Q: ...what does it say about Yahoo that they wanted to stick this in the following category: Society & Culture > Cultures & Groups > Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered... I smell a lawsuit!!!

...is the Cadillac of the poopin' stools?

I'm setting the over/under on my VN for this at 20 minutes... place your bets now!

...and I don't mean just romantic relationships... friendships are relationships, too!

...for me, it's broken promises and people who can't keep their word...

...or does it lie JUST a bit farther south...?

...second-best blow-up doll when she is performing her marital obligations? She can't seem to take her eyes off of it when it's in my hands, and the resulting distraction is bring her teeth into play in uncomfortable ways... Any suggestions on how to resolve this tricky situation?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmEsR...

...the greedy bastard gas station owners aren't dropping the price of gas accordingly? Be clear... it's not the oil companies controlling gas prices at the pumps... it's the gas station owners themselves gouging us consumers... anyone else getting a little mad about it?

...the greedy bastard gas station owners aren't dropping the price of gas accordingly? Be clear... it's not the oil companies controlling gas prices at the pumps... it's the gas station owners themselves gouging us consumers... anyone else getting a little mad about it?

...I love watching them, but I have to say... sadly... No...

...that they just would never forgive you, no matter what you did or how hard you tried to make amends? How do you deal with that...?

...smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo?

I'm heading to find a Happy Hour! It's 5 o'clock somewhere, isn't it?

...what game should we play?

...Cheers, Robin! This one's for you!

...I really should just quit drinking,... it brings me nothing but bad thoughts and dreams...

...that the only thing I can think of to use the internet for is to visit YA, ESPN.com, and surf porn sites...?

...and thought to yourself, "Man, it just doesn't get any better than this."

...again, brought to you courtesy of Mr. Ron "Tater Salad" White.

...isn't that something that should be celebrated...??!?

...even if it means everyone who answered gets the full 10 points...? Or would that just upset the delicate balance of the YA universe, sending us all catapulting into a previously unknown parallel dimension of terror from which there would be no escape...?

...this is not chatting!! It is a serious question with serious philosophical, moral and political ramifications. Only serious responses will be tolerated!!!

...do you stop and smell the roses along the way?

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