Have you ever been sitting on a bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetos, drinking scotch and watching TiVo...?

I have never even see a TiVo...but it's all good right now,the only think missin is YOU and a few other drunk contacts...wish you all were here!!!...xxx

wanna sleep over Milton?

No, I have not sat in a beanbag, naked, eating Cheetos, drinking scotch, and watching TiVo, thinking "Man, it just doesn't get any better than this."

Nah, man--I'm watchin' Napoleon Dynamite on a lazy boy, naked eating doritos......also painting a masterpiece, writing a song, lecturing a class, chopping wood, running a marathon, performing a colonoscopy, and answering questions on this site at the same time.....talk about multi-tasking!! tee hee.

Where did you hide that damn video camera! I can't get a moments peace! It either you or the kids at the bathroom door!

Uhmm, I don't do scotch, but a good Canadian Rye Whiskey works for me.

Substitute TiVo with porn and that would be a big fat yes.

Yes except I was eating pork rhinds, Kid Rock was there and we were watching Nascar. :)

Something like that, though not those items in particular.

I'm doing it right now.

LOL... Nah, only with popcorn and beer... LOL... Tarter...