Funny Questions....

If Superman is so clever why does he wear his underwear on the outside?

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

If you had a Kryptonite cross could you defeat Dracula and Superman at the same time?

Criminals in Metropolis and Gotham City must be pretty stupid don't you think? Why else would you start a crime wave in the cities where Superman and Batman live?

Why is the life of a superhero more difficult than a supervillan? Superheroes don't get paid, they hardly get any gratitude from the police, and if you screw up once, the whole city hates you. Wouldn't it just be easier to be a supervillan instead? They are always rich, have all the power, and if you screw up, it's the henchmen who go to jail, right?

Why would anyone choose to remain in a city that is so riddled with crime that it requires a superhero?

If Superman could see through everything, doesn't that mean he'd see nothing?

Why do people in Metropolis get excited if they really thought they saw a bird or a plane?

How come Batman doesn't sleep upside down?

Why do people ask if it's raining outside? Have you ever known it to rain inside?

Are any two raindrops ever alike?

Why is it that we hear about artificial intelligence but never about artificial stupidity?

Why are there no GO signs on the roads?

When traveling you see road signs that say "Slow Road Ends". Wouldn't it be wiser if they said "Stop"?

Whats the point of those signs that say "Stop Sign Ahead"? And if they do serve some meaningful purpose shouldn't there be some " 'Stop Sign Ahead' Sign Ahead" signs?

What about those signs that read 'Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft'? What do they do? Drop a bomb on you if you go over the limit?

On your way to the Airport if you see a sign that reads 'Airport Left' should you turn around and go back home?

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