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Eye of the Beholder
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Eye of the Beholder asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

can i ask one ungrateful question....?

Sidney was thinking about how good his wife had been to him, and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God, "Lord, why did You make her so kind hearted?"

God responded, "So you could love her, my son."

"Why did You make her so attractive?"

"So you could love her, my son."

"Why did You maker her such a good cook?"

"So you could love her, my son."

Sidney thought about this. Then he asked, "I don't mean to sound ungrateful or anything but…why did You make her so unintelligent?"

"So she could love you, my son."

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  • rock on
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    good one,

    Thank you so much for the laugh I need it

    you made my day! I can't wait till my husband gets home to tell him why I'm so unintelligent.

    star for u

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    There's more cost involved as in keeping a Betta. Guppies are tropical fish and they need a tank, a heater, a pump, a filter, a light in the canopy and they reproduce at an enormous speed, one male guppy can have 10 females and they all will bear little fishies. You need to clean the tank once a month, you need non chlorinated water for that too. It's a lot of cost and work. A Betta's habitat are dirty rice fields and they can live in dirty water, no heat as you know. Maybe before you ask your mom, go to the pet store and find out the total cost and then make your decision. Fish are really good for your health, watching an aquarium can lower your blood pressure and relax you from stress, maybe that's a point to get your mom to buy you one if she can afford it.

  • Scott
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Haha..it won't be long before some feminist on here reports this question but its still really funny

  • The Saint
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    That's being a bit hard on yourself, but I can see the funny side of it, ha ha ha...!

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  • §ðmê†hïñg Wï¢kêÐ †hï§ Wå¥ Çðmê§
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    LOL! awesome joke. That explains a lot

  • bandboy
    1 decade ago

    its funny cos its offending someone who doesnt exist lol thats funy

  • Debra V
    1 decade ago

    funny

  • fred[because i can]
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LOL Star!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's a cruel one...

  • Megan
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    ahaha nice

    =]

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