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Naming children made easy...cute joke
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office
worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
"Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy,
and Leroy," she answered.
"They're all named Leroy?" he asked "What if you want them to
come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'Leroy,' and they all
come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'Leroy, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"
10 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!1 that is absolutely hysterical thanks!!!!!!
- raouf_hasanLv 41 decade ago
haha. i always read this joke and never got it because they wouldnt add the "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!" part. so no one would ever get it . but now i do thanks for the laugh this really diserves 100 stars. because its funny. but only you diserve them because you are the only one i understood it from
- 1 decade ago
OMGZ THTS TO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!LOLZ REALLY I HAVE A COUSIN WHO HAS STEPSIBS WHERE TWO ARE NAMED DAVID BUT THE USE YHEIR MIDDLE NAMES...LOLZ
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- 1 decade ago
that is hilaruois i love it.. best one i've heard in a long time.. i love it. star for you. (:
