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What do I do with this cannibal?

We have a foriegn exchange student at our house. I'm not sure where he is from but he told us he was a cannibal. Well, we all laughed and were cool with that. But, when I came home tonight...he was eating my parents.

What do I do?

Oh yeah...his name is Steve. Steve the cannibal. Who ate my parents.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    steve eh?

    must've been my mom.

    sorry bout that. she likes to wander.

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    Lv 4
    5 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    a kid named steve raped me and ate my arm. he turned me into a cannibal! i bet you taste yummy,since steve is very picky and if he ate your parents, that probably means you taste even better. tell steve you're saving yourself for kat (haha. not like how it sounds). he will understand and probably leave before i get there. i already know where you live, so no worries about me getting lost on the way there. did you know left-over people limbs make great casserole?

    PEOPLE NOODLE CASSEROLE

    extra wide egg noodles

    2 human arms

    1 can Cream of Celery Soup

    1/3 cup mayonnaise

    1 cup milk

    8 oz. Velveeta cheese

    4 oz. jar of chopped pimientos, drained

    2 ribs of celery, diced

    1 small onion, diced

    lemon zest

    1/2 cup sliced almonds

    Preheat oven to 350°F.

    Boil egg noodles according to package directions; drain.

    In a pot, stir together all ingredients except for the almonds until well combined and the cheese has melted.

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    Bake for 30 to 40 minutes until almonds are golden.

    see you in soon!

  • 1 decade ago

    oh just tell him you're a cannibal too and say you hated your parents anyway and eat a piece of meat!

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  • Joely
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Is there left overs?

    Try it .. you might like it; although your dad didnt taste too good .. remind me to send Steve a thank you card.

    Tehehe.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    Introduce Him To McDonalds....!!

  • Call Dr. Lecter.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I guess you need to get some forks out.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Tell him your Ex-Girlfriend may taste delicious.

    :)

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