I've been putting liquid testosterone in my sister's VitaminWater, now she has a mustache. How do I tell her?

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My sister has yet to notice the new lip-skirt. How do I break the bad news to her?

I also spiked her Red Bulls with HGH.

Swiftly, she is changing into something inhuman. How do I remedy this situation without the government capturing her and releasing her into the wilds of Africa?

uknowit · Accepted Answer

Start with, "Excuse me, Sir, I have some bad news.

Sandi C · Answer

I'm glad me and my brother have a good relationship. Plus we don't live in the same house. That is the meanest thing I've ever heard of.

Matt · Answer

Suggest a Fumanchu.

Then LOL

*Stephanie*Nicole* · Answer

OMG! Thats the funniest **** I have heard all day. I don't know what you should do???

If you do tell her.....run like bloody hell cause she is going to kill you. lollollollol I know I would if you gave me a manly mustache.

Zuu_zuu · Answer

I didn't know your sister was Burt Reynolds.

Send her to Senator Larry Craig.

Anonymous · Answer

if you want a brother: leave her/him be

if you want to keep your sister: start spiking her drinks with massive amounts of estrogen. she'll be a little b!tchy, so add some sugar and spice too.

Anonymous · Answer

I will let you know after I tell my mom the same thing. This is turning into a problem.

ashleylynn1225 · Answer

thats freakin hilarous!
i wouldnt tell her i would just stop doing it, unless you want your sister to become your brother, carry on lol

JanisJop23 · Answer

Damn--thats cold!

There is no right way to say it though...so just  get it over with!

Celeste Nicole · Answer

dont tell her.
just buy her shaving cream and a razor and put it on her dresser.

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I've been putting liquid testosterone in my sister's VitaminWater, now she has a mustache. How do I tell her?

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