Have you won as many Lotteries as I have?

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I've won so many lotteries or inherited so much money I hear
I'll not have time to visit Yahoo, anymore, I fear.
Do you win as much as I do,at least three times a day
Didn't know I was so important, what can I say,
I'll be busy spending all my loot on luxuries galore
A Mercedes, a yacht,a sable coat to drag on the floor.
I won't have time to write a verse or a crappy poem
I'll be travelling round the world,I never will be home.
So Bonn Voyage, Adios Amego,Sayanara for now
Shalom,Adieu, later baby and of course Chow
But first of all I'll have to buy a dictionary, so that I can spell
Being so rich and cultured is definitely going to be Hell

Buzbe · Accepted Answer

Gale S.

The theme is wa-a-a-y too rich for my blood I'm afraid! LOL!!! The storyline is fresh, but the timing is clunky. To read it out loud, it stumbles orally, yet I totally admire poetry that carries with it positive imagery and being very robust to read... Now, I'll throw my 2 cents in...
Grade  AA+++

PICK A WINNER
I won the powerball lottery so many times 
That my inheritance is fat I hear,
So it's skip-to-my-lou to my friends at Yahoo
It's off to the races I fear
No one can win as much as I
Once each eight hours a day,
The stock market can crash
But the news will still flash
My lucky numbers so what can I say?
I'll be spending my loot unwisely of course
On the grandoise luxurious galore,
A Mercedes, a yacht I keep hitting "JACKPOT"
A sable coat that's dragging the floor
No verses no curses, or sonnets
Lyrics, limericks, odes or poems,
My travels 'round the world are warranted
Water or snow ski I take on the slaloms
Bon Voyage, Adios Amigos, Sayonara for now,
Shalom, Aloha, a fond Adieu
See you later, alligator... Ciao!
I travel light - a toothbrush and backpack
And a bondsman to post my bail.
My cell phone, an I - Pod
A razor, some clean underwear
I'll still be rich when I'm in jail...
Then I will scroll down every adventure
Tales of sailors and mermaids and stuff,
And half will definitely be censored
How I drank, danced and dined off the cuff
They'll hate me back in Yahoochigan
They'll envy me up in Yahooshington,
They be talk down in Yahoobama
Too much money means way too much fun!!

Okay, so I got a little carried away...

neonman · Answer

That was clever, articulated, rhymed well and flowed well.  I guess that makes it a great poem!  My compliments.  P.S. If you have any riches left over....well you know!

Bayard Lady · Answer

Unfortunately, what's more...
the IRS is knocking at your door!

(Clever write!)

eframan · Answer

you missed spell "amego" its amigo and the poem its pretty cool

Anonymous · Answer

Lol that was a nice poem :)

lexi lush · Answer

well i have not won the lottery so if you have ever won it you beat me

cooltati93 · Answer

dat was cute i liked it

Alec RIP Michael Jackson · Answer

Good stuff, truely good stuff!!!!

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