My sister's friends just ate all my 100 calorie packs, what should I do?

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Since I don't eat anything that's not in 100 calorie pre-packaged form and/or full of fake sugars I've got nothing else in the house to eat. I may just starve without my Nabisco Roasted Ritz Crackers pack!

I was thinking about eating my sister's friends. Does anyone know how many calories per ounce human meat is? 

Any other suggestions?

AngeldustrialAnguissette · Accepted Answer

Drink a big glass of water and go to the store?

Let me know about the human meat, I've always heard it would taste like pork because of the fat/protein content. 

Mmm. Meat.

ツ Petar · Answer

You should beat the s**t out of her.

And I wouldn't suggest eating your sister's friends because they may have eaten more then 100 calories O:

? · Answer

eat a banana. those are about 100 calories. a little more than a 100. like 108 i think to be exact

Anonymous · Answer

50 calories per oz but I don't think you swallow if you eat them properly

lovinglife:) · Answer

go off on them n if u feel tha need 2 beat they azz

мσℓℓιє · Answer

Go to Walgreens, they're open 24 hours, buy some more. [:

Holy Cow! · Answer

i say get out they guns and start killing ur sisters friends

Anonymous · Answer

definitely go for her friend!

Anonymous · Answer

eat ur own fat off!!!

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My sister's friends just ate all my 100 calorie packs, what should I do?

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