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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break."
"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. A! s he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"
She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either screw him or bake him a cake."
He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?"
She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"
22 Answers
- ?Lv 45 years ago
you really want to discover someone who's prepared to be for you, no longer hostile to you. You replaced your existence for the better desirable, and if he would not like that, then for sure he would not respect you. I thoroughly congratulate you on replacing your existence round. you want someone who's pleased with you besides. My husband is a improving alcoholic. It gave the impression of the in straight forward words time he would have relaxing me with or the youngsters, is at the same time as he became ingesting. He ultimately realized he became going to lose each and every thing, so he went into detox and were given help. there are diverse situations that he feels like we are able to not have a sturdy time with out alcohol, and he has many times gotten dissatisfied and hateful about it. I basically advised him that I really have had sufficient! If that's all he is going to do and that's the way he is going to be, then i became leaving. I felt like he wasn't going to convey me down alongside with himself. that is what your boyfriend is doing. he's attempting to make you sense to blame and produce you down. you do not deserve that. You should sense free and sense sturdy about your self. Now, you've a reason to be both, and that i'm very pleased for you and want you each and every and each and every of the great the international has to provide.
- 1 decade ago
Nice! That was a really great comeback from her. He deserved it too....
Have a star!
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- twistedshowerLv 41 decade ago
Brilliant! You really cheered me up and boy did I need it! Thank You! Have a star!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very funny!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahahhaa were did YOU copie this from
