Isn't the 1st person you have sex with (legally married or not) according to Bible your husband or wife?

That would suck. But we have remained friends and I was a bridesmaid when he got married. So, does that mean he is cheating on me?

The first person you have sex with is suppose to be your husband / wife, but I don't think there was a law that made it so.

Maybe you are thinking of the part where Adam and Eve's flesh cleaves together so they are as one. Considering Eve was Adam's transgendered clone, it was not too difficult for Adam to recall that time.

So I'm Biblically married to a same-gender wolf/shepherd hybrid?

Spiffy!

well first sex sucks, too painful. another sports dude

married or not I just don't care

to be legally married, you must file a marriage license at your local courthouse. just having sex won't do it (thank goodness).

i've been married these past eight years? no wonder i've been so miserable.

Man, I sure hope not.

yep

God I hope not