What should I name my car?

i would call it a toaster, because it is small and some come in a grey color. :) plus its kinda like a box

There's an entire thread on North American Motoring about Mini names. Some are male, some are female, some are more character or descriptive.

TS Elliott had a way with unique names. Check Old Possums Book of Practical Cats.

If its close to Gun metal grey call it something hard like Arnold "Sly" Van Dam. But if its SLATE grey call it Tyler. The wife suggests Betty as in Boo .Small and petete. Originally in black and white therfore coloured shades of grey and she had a forehead like a car bonnet.

I chose my car's name from Fiddler on the Roof - there is a song in there with the words "Little bird, little Havalah". I called her Havalah because she flew like a little bird compared with the sensible car I had been driving for work till then.

So - do you have a favourite song with a name? Or possibly a favourite piece of poetry?

Roller Skate

rafa, he's about 53 and going grey, he also tried a mini goatee once

How about somethign English sounding, like Nigel or Giles or something like that, since it's a British car?

Any female name that comes to mind.

LESBIAN.

NO PROPER BLOKE WOULD WANT TO BE SEEN INSIDE ONE

VIOLATION NOTICE COMING UP AGAIN HA HA

FooFoo. And the word is she not it.