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Heard this on the radio once......?
A hillbilly walks into a lawyer's office and says "I want a dayvorce".
The lawyers asks "What did you say?" And the hillbilly replies again "I want a dayvorce..from my wife" The lawyer then replies "Oh, I see. You want a divorce" The hillbilly tells him that is correct. So the lawyer tells him to have a seat. Lawyer says "Ok, I've got a few questions to ask before we proceed" The hillbilly replies ok.
Lawyer: Do you have a case?
Hillbilly: Nope, got a John Deere.
Lawyer: Ok let me ask you this. Do you have a grudge?
Hillbilly: Of course I got a gurage. Where do you think I keep the John
Deere. What's that got to do with a dayvorce?
By now the lawyer is reaching his last straw.
Lawyer: Answer me this. Is your wife a ******?
Hillbilly: Hell no, she ain't no ******!!!!!!!!!! But, the last kid was. That's
why I want the dayvorce.
5 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
HAHHHAHH, that was the first joke that made really lol, nice one gave a u star
- 1 decade ago
A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for
divorce
Attorney: "May I help you
Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces".
Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres."
Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."
Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays."
Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning."
Attorney: "Well, is she a nag ger or anything?!?!?!?"
Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a
nag ger. That's why I want this dayvorce."
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