Mud Killer

I did it. I reached level 5 at 5,001 points. Who wants to go out drinking and partying with me? Let's go tie one on and drink till we can't feel feelings. And to think this only cost me.....enough points to knock me out of level 5. Dang it!! Ok, who wants to mourn with me?

Let's say you have two cellphones. Each phone is capable of call forwarding. Suppose you took phone #1 and forwarded the calls to phone #2. Then you take phone #2 and forwarded the calls to phone #1. Now you take another phone and call phone #1. What would happen to the call? Will it be constantly forwarded back and forth until finally it spins out of control, tearing at the very fabric of time and space and destroying the universe?? Or will it just bounce back and forth?

And if you do, who is your favorite host? I like George Noory and can go without George Knapp. Any other listeners out there?

A hillbilly walks into a lawyer's office and says "I want a dayvorce".

The lawyers asks "What did you say?" And the hillbilly replies again "I want a dayvorce..from my wife" The lawyer then replies "Oh, I see. You want a divorce" The hillbilly tells him that is correct. So the lawyer tells him to have a seat. Lawyer says "Ok, I've got a few questions to ask before we proceed" The hillbilly replies ok.

Lawyer: Do you have a case?

Hillbilly: Nope, got a John Deere.

Lawyer: Ok let me ask you this. Do you have a grudge?

Hillbilly: Of course I got a gurage. Where do you think I keep the John

Deere. What's that got to do with a dayvorce?

By now the lawyer is reaching his last straw.

Lawyer: Answer me this. Is your wife a ******?

Hillbilly: Hell no, she ain't no ******!!!!!!!!!! But, the last kid was. That's

why I want the dayvorce.

And I need some place "elegant" and CHEAP to take her. I know that White Castle won't fly with her. Any suggestions?? We will be in the Dayton, Ohio area.