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Why do we need to be able to understand English?
The Importance of Understanding English
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line. Just one lady in front of me -- an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady replied, "Fluc you white people, too!"
Hope you got a little laugh.
7 Answers
- 1 decade ago
I think people who come to our country should be able to speak our language - English.
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- 1 decade ago
What the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
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Beer nuts are $1.08 and deer nuts are under a buck!
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why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
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To win the Nobel Prize!
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why don't cannibals eat comedians?
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Because they taste funny!
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15. 1 to hold the bulb and the rest to drink whiskey and beer until the room spins!
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1. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him!
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1, but only if the light bulb really wants to change!
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