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When we have a new Veep, will we read 'em and weep?

Not many eyes widen

When Barack picks Biden.

I was thinking Obama

Would give us more drama.

Now do you think that McCain

Will better entertain?

Of all you out there, how many

Think he'll pick Romney?

They're all of them human

No one's Harry Truman

And we shall not be bored

There is no Gerald Ford

But not one of them is zany

Like sharpshooter Cheney.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Cool poetic couplets. It doesn't matter; Bush has proved that anyone can be President of the USA. If you run, I'll vote for you.

  • 1 decade ago

    What, you dumbing down you lines! The largest word was 'sharpshooter'? lol Cheney may indeed be the only VP that is actually remembered in history, and obviously for the wrong reasons. A VP who does not go on to become President is at best a foot note. Biden will be one of those. Cute poem, liked the ending especially. Now tell me the truth...were you betting on Clinton for VP? lol

  • 1 decade ago

    its funny how u wrap fairly heavy stuff like politics in fast-paced and light little couplets...its like stuffing truffles in cotton candy and i like the result.

    I don't care too much for 'Cain

    Barack's gonna win this game.

    If you don't vote for him

    they'll say you hate his skin.

    But Mr. McCain is boring

    for an Aussie like me

    he ain't black or female

    so he'll never be

    Mr. President to me.

    Source(s): the cobwebby depths of my cranium
  • 1 decade ago

    Wow this is totally an awesome poem with so many truths in between..I loved and laughed as i read it and it made my day..thanks.,

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  • 1 decade ago

    i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie

    to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

    I WIN THE BATTLE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would submit that one to Reader's Digest !

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