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DaErOn
DaErOn asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

If God created man???

then who created god?

Update:

lolz to the first person..:)

Update 2:

really???wow god created himself imagine that:)

(sarcasm)

Update 3:

(first person)no i think the devil created the vancome lady lol

Update 4:

thanks mack

Update 5:

thanks mack

Update 6:

u guys need to chilllax ok.

u know vat?uhuh...

Update 7:

very funny action!!so thats how it happened :P

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  • DONNIE
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
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    God was created through a paradox of God going back in time and having sex with God who then got pregnant with God thus giving birth to God who was able to go back and impregnate God, making it one big cycle.

    Edit - Lol, thanks. I used my degree in Truthology to figure it out.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Man created god.

  • ANDRE L
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    The really silly part about all the "god is eternal" nonsense and ignorant answers is that, they fail to grasp that not only are they Special Pleading, but that if god doesn't need creating, why does anything else need it ?

    We know enough about the Universe and how it works to be able to say that not only does a god not help anything work, it actually makes things worse, because it sets up a self contradicting claim that has AbZero evidence for it.

    So, its actually, man created god. We humans like pets...

  • obbiegee
    1 decade ago

    God was not created.

    God always existed.

    Something was always there, even if you go with logic. In our world nothing that can exist can "become" with being compiled, created, formed or set into motion by something else. So in some point in existance, something just was (the rules be damned) because something had to BE to start it all off. Even the theories about all existance forming, organizing and speading out to fall into eventual chaos and disorder in cycles does not answer the question "how did it all get set into motion to begin with?" does it?

    For myself the answer is that something alway had to BE or BE first and I call that God.

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  • c b
    1 decade ago

    God was not created. God has always been. Don't over think it - just know God has always been and always will be.

    Source(s): http://www.biblegateway.com/
  • monzy :P
    1 decade ago

    If you are catholic you are supposed to believe that God created everything. the creation stories dont add up, adam and eve had two children cain and able, where did cain and ables wifes come from???

    that is one thing I do not understand.

    I think that God was just there!

  • kitteh in the hat
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    God was created...man where have i been?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Antonia did

    (and the Vancome Lady created the Devil)

    you know vat? uh-uh

    ;)

    Source(s): autopilot
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    God evolved into a Holy Trinity God from a trilobite amoeba...

  • snethentown
    1 decade ago

    The Alpha and Omega need not be created. Evolution or God there is always a beginning or start.

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