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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

A painting has a painter, a watch has a designer. Both have their creator's signature on them. Who?

There are hundreds of creator deities in human religious history. Where is the signature of the creator of the universe? Let's find it and prove once and for all which of the deities is responsible...

Update:

I have my fingers crossed for Odin.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    very silly and foolish question

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well to narrow down the search, remember we're looking for an incredibly complex and powerful IDIOT

    Who else but an idiot would give hip bones to whales that don't need them, tiny leg bones to snakes, design the retina of the human eye so the light has to first pass through the optic nerves before reaching the light sensitive cells and many other ludicrous anatomical features that could only be the product of an idiot or of blind, unseeing, undirected evolution.

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't think Odin ever takes credit for creating the universe, he just comes along and builds earth and humanity out of the body of the Frost Giant Ymir, who was already there.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    See, I find some amusement in this question.

    It's been well thought out and the idea has been adequately translated into words that I can understand, and even though the question's absolutely stupid it's clearly inviting cretinists to offer some logic and reason into the 'debate'.

    Hope [you] didn't hold your breath.

    ~

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  • 1 decade ago

    I'm backing Zeus. Sorry Maurog.

    --Shinigami Ceiling Cat

  • 1 decade ago

    Where's Odin's signature, ne?

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlMrO...

    Also, what about the "God-particle"?

  • 1 decade ago

    I'm hoping for Odin as well.

  • 1 decade ago

    "I have my fingers crossed for Odin."

    It may look like it says "Odin", but I bet there will be "Loki" written in even finer print.

    Source(s): Would make a lot more sense, actually. I'm sure Captain Bunkum agrees with me.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    CONVERT! Find the Flying Spaghetti Monster(sauce be upon him) today!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    but a painter had a father and mother, a watchmaker had a father and mother tho. And.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozbFerzjkz4&feature...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    DNA is the signature of my parents...

    LOL.

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