Funny Come backs at school ??

if someone calls you fat or skinny be like

Fat: I maybe fat/skinny but i can lose/gain the weight but you will always stay ugly no matter what.

here go to this site it has a bunch!!!

ok whilst i became in 9 grade the 1st day of highschool. on the time i became relatively obese and for some reason i'd placed on those tight clothing. i'm smaller now so curiously extra effective. yet anyhow, in my 9th grade year I had this victorias secret bag. that all of us concept became a coastline bag! So whilst i became strolling around college interior the morning I have been given grotesque seems and whispers. however the 2d day I appeared extra known. i'm so happy i'm finished with college now

Oh yeah? Well (whisper in ear) you got a booger hangin'. I'm surprised it didn't get burned by your flameflower breath.

Call a doctor quick, I think you have a problem with your rear. Your mouth is dribbling ***t.

i know you are but what am i is anoying :P

or you clould wind them up by holding your ears and going bla bla blabalbalbalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

yo mama

not my fault u were an accident

someone skipped m@sturbation

You'll never stop being ugly?

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!

SUCK MY DlCK FOO!

OPEN YO MOUTH AND LET ME DEEP FRY MY EGGROLL IN IT!

only works if your asian...

whats the come on????