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Can you provide a list of petty insults?
I need some petty insults for a project on self esteem. Ones that tweens often use, like "Nice glasses, NOT!" Stupid stuff, like that. I don't wan't bogus answers like "You're so dumb that you're dumb." or yo-mama jokes. Things that kids would use to try and hurt. Here's some more examples:
"Nice iPod, what is it, a first generation?"
"Wow, my little sister has that exact same shirt!"
"Oh, so you've still got the same backpack as last year?"
"Nice zit!"
"Nice highwaters!"
"Oh, your nailpolish matches (insert disagreeable object's color here)"
Those were all I could think of, and they're mostly about possesions. The answers could be about anything though.
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- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Hey shortypants, where's the flood? (Back before capri pants came into style again. I was wearing socks with Keds, and a pair of jeans that were just too short, but were comfortable.)
Are you waiting for a flood?
Why don't your shoes have a party and invite your pants down to join? (If you are wearing highwaters, which I do sometimes.)
Did you wear that on purpose, or was your house on fire?
- 1 decade ago
The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
