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Anonymous asked in Yahoo ProductsYahoo Answers · 1 decade ago

lol. lol. lol. Who's a fat report troll?

So Ive got me an old suspended account that I just use for sending and recieving email... Nothing too interesting.. just banter... but I get this note from Yahoo "It has come to our attention that you may have violated the TOS"

I mean, I only use it for email for goodness sake! wtf is up with that! Seems the report trolls are very busy going over old ground.... Ive had a couple of people add tehmselves to that account at Y!A .. even though I haven't been able to answer or post a question for 9 months....

And Seems I cant stop them form adding me, since I dont even have access to my profile!... so... lol.

Do you think report Trolls are fat? I mean, they must be right? Nothing better to do than ooze fat, eat donuts and go over accounts that havent been used in 9 months... lol .... lol.... lol. So who is it then?

Update:

lol.. that other account uses the same icon as this one.. but so do half a dozen other people use this icon for their suspended accounts.. the silly small headed trolls must think we all one in the same person! Bless their rubbery lil necks!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    yes, fat and pimply, with all that greasy greasy skin, since they're on all day, I mean, they have to be to troll around for stuff that's not really that significant in the grand scheme of things....so, i'm pretty sure they never bathe. poor saps! all that just to feel better about themselves, you'd think they'd find a more positive outlet.

    hey trolls, wanna feel better about yourself? how about doing some sit-ups...it is a known fact that exercise creates endorphines which makes you happy.....and you'll look and feel better about yourselves which adds to the whole euphoria feelings. and bathe at least 1 a day, you'll smell better.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Those are the traits of a real troll. I had to get out myself before they got to me. If you are popular and loved there are some who just cant stomache that and become the report police. I wish they would try this shi. in my neighborhood, you would not have to worry about their rubbery necks lil or not at all. The neck would be the only intact part. I swear, this is yahoo fckoo for chrissakes. I was missing you frantically.lol, cause I can be so vocal lately. woo hoo. no dell today either. woo hooo. I am looking up down sideways. sniffing( I can smell a troll a mile away, or is that a leprechaun)lol. I am half Irish or something.lol.

    It is all good in here. No worries darling

    this house is clear.(guess which movie) woo hoooo

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You got a violation, my oh my how they gonna suspend a suspended suspension. I am still getting best answer messages from my suspended account. How cool is that. Somewhere in cyberspace I could even be in the UK top ten of suspended accounts.Your non existent account has just received ten non existent points so your non existent total is 2 million and twenty two.

  • 1 decade ago

    Trolls are everywhere but the award for 'Most Yahoo! Trolls' goes to R&S. I've never encountered as many bigots in my life. Some of the silliness can be a welcome release from all the tedious stuff. (Theists telling atheists they're going to ''hell'', atheists talking about the 'flying spaghetti monster' lmao!!). Anyway, back on topic- Yahoo Trolls are mysterious creatures, believed to live in disused toliets. Their bodies are covered with wart-like growths and if you look one in the eye you turn to stone! LOL In all seriousness though, they ARE pesky, especially when you get violations for posting something that doesn't violate the Community Guidelines. I guess life goes on. *sigh*

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  • 1 decade ago

    You've got several different types of troll personalities, with one specific type having a specific motivation. That one group I'll mention last.

    Here's a profile of your typical troll type personality:

    Being a troll lets them feel 'naughty' and let's them feel 'empowered' in their own little world. It is almost always compensation (though false) for feelings of inadequacy in the real world of their life outside the false world of the Internet. And while many of them may be plumpers this does not have to be the only factor. What most troll types have in common is a lack of personal self-esteem, self-worth or real courage. Instead of facing these issues that stifle their development into mature adults, instead of taking actual steps that will improve their self-image, they take the 'easy' way, the 'cowards' way towards self-empowerment by wielding their false swords as trolls. safely hiding behind the padded crib walls of their cyber playground...a playground where they know they can be 'naughty' without worrying about paying the adult consequences. The 'naughty little boy' trolls are pretty annoying but really are harmless little cowards in real life.

    Then we have a different type of troll, a paid profession tool. These type come into Internet gathering places like YA every two years ( in the months leading up to that years elections) to push forward a specific political agenda. These types can be more than annoying. They can and will take it to another level, following you to other sections of YA, hounding and harassing you in sections unrelated to politics and elections because they don't like your rational, honest replies to their political propaganda and obvious lies. These types will send you multiple e-mails insulting you while providing you with links to their propaganda political web sites.

    Personally, I prefer the pretty much harmless, low self-esteem, probably over-weight and physically lazy, 'can't get laid' men-boys who find their courage through nasty little troll insults and annoying target games. These types are harmless in real life, even if they find their courage as the dragon-slayers and evildoers in the play world of their PC.

    The paid tools, though seldom in R&S pushing their propaganda, are the ones that bother me because they reflect the sad state of this nation of ours that has sunk to shameless lying as an accepted way to win votes. These unethical asses couldn't care less about fairness and honestly in politics.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Account Destroyer is one!

  • 1 decade ago

    HOLD ON, i tried to use my old account to send email, last night, how do you do that?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I despise people like that, they are worse than Hitler. I would like to ram my fist down their throats, I have to flush about 6 a week from my account.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Poor little Gazzy.... :'-( (((((hugs))))

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You so naughty... lol

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