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do you like these blonde jokes ?
Did ya hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive in movie? They went to see " Closed for the winter."
Did ya hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power outage, and Twelve blondes were stuck on the ESCALATORS for over four hours.
A blonde was shopping at a target store & came across silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & brought ti over to the clerk to ask what it was,?
The clerk said, "why thats a thermos...... it keeps things hot & some things cold.
Wow , said the blonde, "thats amazing.....I'm going to buy it !" So she bought the Thermos & took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk. "Whats that he asked.?
"Why thats a Thermos........ it keeps hot things hot & cold things cold," shre replied.
Her bos inquired , "What do you have in it ?"
The blonde replied. "Two popsicles, and some coffee..."
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."
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- Anonymous5 years ago
I love the doctors office one :) _____ A man approached a vending machine in use by a blonde. He watched her put her money in, press the button, and get a can of Coke. The blonde repeated this action a few times, and soon a queue started to form. The man tapped the blonde on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me, but could someone else use the machine?" The blonde turned around angrily and replied, "Can't you see I'm winning?!" _____ A blonde went to a rich part of the neighbourhood, and went from door to door offering to do oddjobs to fund her holiday. She went to a big, fancy house, and asked the old man if he was interested. The man noticed she was blonde, and decided to be crafty. So he offers the blonde £50 to paint his porch. Now, he has a big porch, and it'll take her ages to paint it - and he knows it would cost him more than £50 to get it done. So when the blonde agrees he goes and gets her paint, and a brush before retreating smugly into his house to tell his wife. A couple of hours later, the doorbell goes off again, and the man thinks the blonde must have run out of paint. So he goes to the door with another tin. "Oh I don't need more paint," smiles the blonde, "I've finished. I've even done two coats." The old man is startled, but thinks he must have just dozed off and lost track of time. So he hands over £50, pleased with his scam. The blonde takes the money and starts to walk away. Then she turns around and says, "Oh and by the way, that's not a porsche, it's a mercedes." x
- uknativeLv 61 decade ago
Yeh .....they're good. I'll just respond with one of my favourite Dolly Parton quips: 'I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb… and I also know that I'm not blonde.' (And that goes for me too!). Have a good day!
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- 1 decade ago
lmfao i've never heard that thermos one before!!! thats funny! Star!
- Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷPetooniaLv 41 decade ago
Presidential candidate McCain's wife will appreciate these.
Love My Duckie!!!
Source(s): Me, Myself & I - Anonymous1 decade ago
Blond jokes i like them lol (even though i am a blondmyself)
- 1 decade ago
heard the first ones b4 but the last one takes the cake.... love it
Source(s): im a blonde - The GhostLv 71 decade ago
why put the word ESCALATORS in capital letters? do you think only blonds would read this?
