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MUST READ> VERY FUNNY...15 things to do....?
15 Things to do when your in Walmart, Target, or any other varied department store!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..."NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
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12 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
ROFL! Those are so hilarious! I love number 8 and 15.I'd give you 10 stars but you're only allowed to give 1.Thanks for the laugh!
- Anonymous7 years ago
You don't get a star from me. That wasn't funny. Why would you try any of these and risk getting yourself caught and brought to jail?
- ?Lv 45 years ago
I have thought the same thing many times, but I do always ask 'May I ask you a question' of clerks in stores ... this gets their attention toward me, not toward folding clothes or adding numbers or something else. I also say I need to ask a 'really stupid' question, because for some reason when I say that the person I'm asking always thinks I'm asking a very intelligent question ... As for the last question, I have just missed many busses by being across the street when it went by, and have been waiting there for fifteen to thirty minutes, and I would like to kick the questioner in the teeth when they ask if the bus has come yet ... for the same reason. Sometimes, I will tell the person every OTHER bus that has gone by as a way to get my 'small anger' out ... but find that the bus they wanted is the one that left three minutes before their arrival. What gets me is they seem to think I should have 'held' that bus for them, even though I've never even seen them before. Those people aren't just 'stupid' ... they are so self centered I wonder why they don't 'drive' ... right off a cliff!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Lol, that was better than the other one. I am gonna actually try some of those...i starred ya
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- 1 decade ago
lol gave me a laugh!!
Your a great joker!!
Have a star! :):):)
- P K SLv 51 decade ago
You just got another star from me. These were even better than the laws. Thanks!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
's 13 & 14 sound just like something I'd do! Good one.....again! ~:()>
