Why delete jokes received when it can be shared?

: FW: Just for laughs

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> 1. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got

> pregnant !! Which Male pencil is responsible? THE ONE WITHOUT THE

> RUBBER.

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> 2. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! "YES".. OK,

> BYE". She turns to her lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW

> GOLFING WITH YOU.

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> 3. Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.

> Normal : ****-a-doodle-dooo !!!

> Retarded : doodle-****-a-dooo !!!

> Gay : any-****-will dooo !!!

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> 4. Three Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a SAINT.

> I'm Paul not a POPE. I'm John not a BAPTIST...The girl replied.. Hi..

> I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.

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> 5. Girlfriends are appetizers. Taste good at any time. Mistresses are

> Tomyams. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently. WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when

> there's nothing to eat.!!!

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> 6. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as

> CHICKEN FARMER. She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!

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> 7. Yesterday's News :- A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4

> guys. Today's News :- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.

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