I don't want to get drunk! Help me!?

If you you don´t want to drink: DON´T!...

If you do but don´t want to embarrass yourself there a couple of tricks how you can take a little more and avoid getting too drunk too fast.

- Eat! Good Meal the more fat in it the better. ( Not too much. Or you´ll puke anyway)

- Drink one kind of alcohol and stick with it! Never beer and after wards some liquor etc. (Will make you really sick...)

- keep eating while you drink. Snacks etc.

- Drink some water or other nonalcoholic beverages during the evening. Your body needs liquid because alcohol makes you lose a lot.

- Watch your glass! The old school way to make someone drunk is to fill his glass up with liquor when he is not watching or too drunk to notice. So if you feel you can´t watch your glass anymore. Stop!!

So last one if you really want to be sure (it´s a little gross though. BUT works like charm ;-):

Drink a glass of olive oil just before you leave. It will seal your stomach and digestive system so the alcohol goes right through. <- german army used to do that when they went out drinking with russians soldiers(!!!)

One last statement from me: I´m trying to help you here from Germany. Drinking is legal here whan your 18 y.o. If that´s not the case where ever you´re located and you are about to do something illegal: Then don´t! It´s stupid!

Otherwise: Have fun!

Caleb

Go and have fun, but don't drink. No one can force you to drink. Be a man.

k

you don't wanna get drunk, don't drink