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Has anybody ever asked you to hold their teeth?
True Story #52, from the files of WTF?
11PM, a T-shaped bar in St. Paul, MN- 1992
They called him Nail-gun and nobody knew why and nobody ever asked. He had a crooked flat-top haircut and wore a white collared shirt and blue jeans. He was a drunk's drunk and we used to go just to listen to him talk.
Two tables to the south, a herd of Viking's fans and cheap beer.
The leader of the herd referred to Nail-gun as buzzhead, twice.
Now, Nail-gun, he was in his late '60's and he only moved when he felt like it.
Fan- Tell us a story, buzzhead!
Nail-gun- *sips his liquor*
Fan- Aww, let me rub your buzzhead, old timer.
Nail-gun- (to me) Will you hold my teeth?
Me- *doesn't say no*
We waited outside the cop shop for two hours, just so we could give him his teeth back. I don't know who bailed him out, but he walked out slowly, his wet red and white collar as crooked as his hair, and he asked me if I had washed them. I shook my head. He took his teeth, hopped a curb, and headed on home.
29 Answers
- PatLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
The University of Life. And the lesson learned was....? "Always be kind to an old timer who can beat your azz to a pulp".
- Anonymous5 years ago
i suggest doing this twice a day, or maybe three times in the summer. Taking care of a lip piercing is a really tedious job but when it heals properly it will be so worth it. Anyways, you need Q- tips, sea salt, warm water, and mouth wash. First thing, brush your teeth (like always) but be careful not to hit the piercing. Second gargle some mouth wash and be sure to get it all around the bottom front of your lip so the inner- side of your hole will be thoroughly cleaned (it might burn really bad bad but that means it's working). Then mix the warm water with the sea salt and soak a Q tip in to the mix. All you have to do is just dab it around the healing spot. Or, you can just dip your whole chin and your lips into the mix and just stay there for a while.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Yes, Many times.
Source(s): Working in a Nursing Home. - frostbiteLv 71 decade ago
LOL
you waited for TWO hours?!!!!!! why, if you didn't even know he was being bailed out? why not just go back to the bar? he would have shown up eventually.
no, i have never been asked to hold someone's teeth.
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- MomToDavidLv 51 decade ago
I've been asked to hold a lot of things, but teeth wasn't one of them. Your a true friend.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Yes, pa has.
Loved the story, Buk, and still hope you'll send me the manuscript in full.
ma
- roxy deniseLv 51 decade ago
yeah my step dad had false teeth in and when he got bucked off the horse he gave me his teeth to hold
- t_blond_chickLv 71 decade ago
My honey has those kind of teeth,but I've not seen them out yet,and I don't wannna neither.O_0
- Anonymous1 decade ago
love the story Buk. Good one! Love honey
- 1 decade ago
I can't say that I've had the pleasure ... or held someone's teeth, for that matter.
