How many to change a light bulb?

Well you certainly opened a can of worms with that question. Thanks. I have not laughed so much at the question and all the answers for a long time.

Ahaha nice! Here's a few for youuuu,

Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, the wife always gets the house.

Q:How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

A: About 20. Two to hold the bulb in place, and about 18 more to spin the house.

Q: How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Four. One to actually change the bulb, and three more to write and sing a song about how much they miss the old one.

Thanks!!!

A.

P.S. No offence intened on those, I'm both blonde and love country music! XD

How many computers does it take to change a light bulb? 3 bananas!!!

ha ha ha

do you like my joke

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato"

how about this one

there was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, that is a hardware problem.

Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One, she just holds the bulb in the socket and then waits for the world to revolve around her.

Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Three, one to change the bulb, one to moan and groan and whinge and whine about how oppressed the bulb is and one to secretly wish she was that bulb.

It's not a question if you give the answer !

Why do they sterilize the site of a lethal injection?, or,

If they get olive oil by squeezing on olive, how do they get baby oil?

now those are questions.

By the way, politicians don't change light bulbs. There hired help does that. And half the time those people are illegal aliens.

Q. How many PMT women does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Three.

Why three?

IT JUST DOES STUPID! NOW GIMME CHOCOLATE!

(that's an oldie :)

Q. How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

a. One. But the lightbulb really has to want to change.

Q: How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

They were fantastic lol. Have a star for making laugh lol.