cheesy pickup lines??????

I have skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow?

You must be part of the Campbell family because you are looking Mmmm, mmmm good.

Here is my number I just got a new blackberry and I need to practice texting. I thought that was lame

Guy looks at the tag on my top then says ''just what i thought made in heaven''

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

i heard a kid say"wow it's getting hotter by the minute,no wait thats just you" to some girl in homeroom

cheeessyyy??/ hehehe lolz... leeme try

hmmm...

baby,how bout we go to bck to d hawz and lets do mathematicz??

we cud add a BED ?

den SUBTRACT yo clothe's ?

and divide yo legz?

EQUAL'Z - ME ?

lolz....

but fellaz if u wanna b smooth try diz...

Ahem, baby . im really lost! can u give me direction to ur heart?? cuz by looking at your eyes got me mezmerize.

to d hataz....ay dun hate appreciate!

Piz`

How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, hi my name is whatever

Hey baby. Wanna come down to my parents basement with me?

that's one of my own. Never seems to work for some reason.

Is that a mirror in your pants?

Cause I can see myself in them!

/ the boy then snickers.

And:

/Grabs booty

Pardon me, is this seat taken?