Halloween Lessons From the Movie Theater?

1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

2. Do not search the basement, especially if the lights have just gone out.

3. If appliances start operating by themselves, move out!

4. Stay away from certain geographical locations, such as: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, or any small town in Maine.

5. Do not take anything from the dead.

6. Never go anywhere near a cemetary at night

7. If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearest deserted looking house asking for help.

8. If you hear a noise, and then see a cat run by, leave immediately!

9. If you are running from a monster, expect to trip and fall down at least twice.

10. If you find a town that looks deserted....it's probably for a reason!