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I am babysitting for a friend and she asked me to become licensed and registered for home daycare. I can't find any phone numbers or websites that tell me how to register. Also, can I do this online?

As much as I like Cloris' comedy, I think she needs to go. It seems the only time she took the competition seriously is when she did the Paso Doble, and that was fantastic! I know she's in her 80's and has a rough time, but on other seasons when someone wasn't up to standards they were voted off. I also think the judges, especially Kerri Ann, are confused. First, they say she needs to step up, then when she does, they say they missed her comedy! This season's DWTS is just so unbelievable!

1. A famous swashbuckling trio of old

2. Indian burial grounds

3. Galaxy

4. What bees make

5. Round floatation device

6. Twin letters

7. Red Planet

8. Not laughing out loud

9. Can't hold onto anything

10. A famous author

11. Famous former baseball player

12. Famous New York street

13. A sweet sign of affection

14. A favorite day for working people

15. Nut happiness

16. Pleasantly plump

17. Two female pronouns

18. A feline

19. Single woman looking for him

20. Sun explosion

21. Bite with a crunch noise

22. Dry cow

23. Children of the cane

24. A lottery amount

25. Determines who wins the game

26. Home of movie stars

27. Superman's favorite hangout

Give away something other than candy (toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc).

In a costume, holding a bag, wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out and yell "Trick or Treat!" then look at them, scratch your head and act confused.

Get a bunch of people to wait in your living room. When Trick or Treaters come to the door, tell them to come in, when they do, everyone yell "Suprise!" and act like it's a suprise party.

Insist that the Trick or Treaters each do 20 push ups before they get any candy.

After you give them candy, hand the Trick or Treaters a bill.

When you answer the door, look at the Trick or Treaters. Act shocked and scared and start screaming your head off.

Get or make a catapult and some mini pumpkins. Sit on your porch and catapult the pumpkins at Trick or Treaters as they go by.

When Trick or Treaters come to your door, jump out a nearby window (open, so you don't hurt yourself) and runaway as fast as you can.

Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the Trick or Treaters for a moment, act confused and start flipping through a calendar.

Instead of candy, give out colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that they are the only thing you had left over from easter.

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hasseling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

"Okay, follow me." he groaned , and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good," he said. "Because I DIDN'T!"

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a short cut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy Cow mister!" One of them said after catching his breath. "You scared us half to death, we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing here working so late at night?"

"My family are such fools!" the old man grumbled. "They miss spelled my name and now I have to correct it!"

1. You're pestered all year long by kids who want to know what this year's theme will be.

2. You get more excited over a fog machine than a dirty movie.

3. You have more than 10 sound effects cd's.

4. You have names for the skeletons in your closet.

5. You spend more on Halloween than on your spouse's birthday, Christmas or your anniversary.

6. Your dog ignores masked individuals breaking into your house.

7. Your attic, basement and garage are full of Halloween props and decorations.

8. There is a monster under your bed because your attic, basement and garage are full.

9. Your electric bill is higher in October than in December.

10. You can't watch a horror movie without jotting down ideas every two minutes.

11. People refuse to walk into your house at night.

12. Your child's first words were "Trick or Treat"

1. You ask another kid to chew the candy for you

2. You ask if the candy has high fiber

3. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

4. People say you have a scary mask on, only you're not wearing one.

5. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders

6. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker

7. When the door opens, you can't remember why you are there.

1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

2. Do not search the basement, especially if the lights have just gone out.

3. If appliances start operating by themselves, move out!

4. Stay away from certain geographical locations, such as: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, or any small town in Maine.

5. Do not take anything from the dead.

6. Never go anywhere near a cemetary at night

7. If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearest deserted looking house asking for help.

8. If you hear a noise, and then see a cat run by, leave immediately!

9. If you are running from a monster, expect to trip and fall down at least twice.

10. If you find a town that looks deserted....it's probably for a reason!

The Top Ten Least Popular Halloween Handouts:

1. Spinach flavored rice cakes

2. Teeth removing taffy

3. Metamucil in a straw

4. Ex lax brownies

5. Carmel covered zucchini

6. Colored Crisco on a stick

7. Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts

8. Chocolate covered prunes

9. A handful of Red Man (chewing tobacco)

10. Anything that ticks

What's with the judges? Cloris did a wonderful Pasa Doble, the best dance she has done, and they gave her such a low score?! It's my favorite of the dances, and I thought it was beautiful! I thought she's at least get 7's!

I heard that tomorrow is Pulpit Freedom Day, a day where pastors, etc. endorse a presidential candidate, or am I wrong? What exactly is it?

I heard that tomorrow is Pulpit Freedom Day. I think it's a day where pastors. etc. endorse the presidential candidates? Or am I wrong? What exactly is it?

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M*A*S*H character? Mine are tied: Radar & Potter.

M*A*S*H episode? I've got the entire dvd set and have been watching them. So many favorites, but I guess it would have to be the finale, Good Bye, Farewell & Amen. That one is a tear jerker!

I just read on a news website that PETA wants Ben & Jerry's ice cream to use human breast milk instead of cow's milk! EEWW, GROSS! I would never eat it again!

What are your thoughts?

If not, what nationality are you?

I am Hungarian:)

It's the song Uptown by Prince and I can't find it online. I've checked youtube as well and it's not there.

Thanks in advance for your help:)

I was told by the person who gave them to me that they were Burmese/Main Coon, but now people are telling me different. Is there a website that I can log onto where there are expetrs at this?

BTW I don't know how to upload pictures on here. Can someone tell me how and I'll upload a pic of them?