Ready for Halloween ? "Chiseling With Fear"?

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a short cut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy Cow mister!" One of them said after catching his breath. "You scared us half to death, we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing here working so late at night?"

"My family are such fools!" the old man grumbled. "They miss spelled my name and now I have to correct it!"