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Tigger
Lv 5
Tigger asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

You're Too Old To Trick or Treat When:?

1. You ask another kid to chew the candy for you

2. You ask if the candy has high fiber

3. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

4. People say you have a scary mask on, only you're not wearing one.

5. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders

6. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker

7. When the door opens, you can't remember why you are there.

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  • Adios
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Really had a healthy giggle session over your list -- for me, #3 was especially hysterical !! Thanks, I needed a good laugh! Star-worthy!

  • marcom
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    i'd say no. that's diverse in case you prefer to coach a number of your community buddies how stunning your infant seems, yet going door to door with your toddler basically sounds such as you choose candy for your self. My daughter is two and this would be her first 365 days trick or treating. i admire Halloween and have been looking forward to at present for an prolonged time. The final 2 halloweens I even have purely placed her in a stunning Halloween outfit and he or she helped answer the door. She had a blast final 365 days. even nonetheless I nonetheless wont enable her have quite some that candy she hauls in, i've got self belief now that she would be in a position to assert trick or handle all by employing herself and would take exhilaration in the journey.

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes it may be true for some old people but what about young ones.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Just because people get scared and you're not wearing a mask doesn't necessarily mean you're old, you could be hideously deformed too

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  • 1 decade ago

    when your supposed to say: trick or treat, smell my feet aren't they sweet,tweet, tweet, tweet! . instead . it comes out: smell my foot !

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    8. When you can drive yourself.

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol they were funny

    Star for you

  • rida
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    star for you

  • 1 decade ago

    very funny

  • 1 decade ago

    great list.

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