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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hasseling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

"Okay, follow me." he groaned , and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good," he said. "Because I DIDN'T!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Jeez that one was funny . You should become an comedian. And i' m not joking.That really rings in the Halloween spirit!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OOH LA LA! That was outrageously funny! LMAO! Star for you!!!.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha :-D

  • 1 decade ago

    it was funny the first time i heard it and still funny now

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  • 1 decade ago

    great joke. star for you

  • 1 decade ago

    didnt he order a cheezeburger?

    He wanted a hamburger?

    im confused...?...?

  • 1 decade ago

    that was pretty funny

  • 1 decade ago

    i dont understand this AT ALL

  • 1 decade ago

    i get it

  • 1 decade ago

    ROTFL!!!!!! $t@r

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