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Tigger
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Tigger asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

You Know You're a Hauntaholic when?

1. You're pestered all year long by kids who want to know what this year's theme will be.

2. You get more excited over a fog machine than a dirty movie.

3. You have more than 10 sound effects cd's.

4. You have names for the skeletons in your closet.

5. You spend more on Halloween than on your spouse's birthday, Christmas or your anniversary.

6. Your dog ignores masked individuals breaking into your house.

7. Your attic, basement and garage are full of Halloween props and decorations.

8. There is a monster under your bed because your attic, basement and garage are full.

9. Your electric bill is higher in October than in December.

10. You can't watch a horror movie without jotting down ideas every two minutes.

11. People refuse to walk into your house at night.

12. Your child's first words were "Trick or Treat"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    dang you been checking up on me? have a great Halloween.

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