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Are there any Chinese Jews?
Two Jewish men go to a Chinese restaurant. While they're talking, one of them wonders how many jueish people there are in China. They both agree there must be some, but neither is sure how many. When the waiter comes over, they ask him if there are any Chinese Jews. "I don't know" replies the waiter "I ask in kitchen, they will know" The waiter goes to the kitchen, then comes back. "Solly, No Chinese Jews" he says.
"What, no Chinese Jews at all?" "Solly" replies the waiter.
We got Orange Jews, Apple Jews and Grape Jews, but no Chinese Jews.
13 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
WTF? No Jews in China?
No Jews in a Chinese kitchen?
It's an outrage!
- CliveLv 61 decade ago
This story may answer the question:
A European Jewish chap is on holiday in China and due to flight cancellations he realises he will not be home by the start of Shabbat so he must find a synagogue.
Unable to read Mandarin, he asks other tourists if they know of a synagogue in the town but none can help him. Late in the afternoon he returns to his hotel and looking out is overjoyed to see a yellow Star of David illuminated in the distance. He jumps into a cab and is able to get to the synagogue before sunset.
When he enters the synagogue he sees to his amazement that all the worshipers are Chinese. He is approached by the Chinese Rabbi who asks what he wants.
“What do I want? It is Friday evening so I have come to pray of course” he says, amazed at the question.
“That’s funny said the Rabbi, you don’t look Jewish”.
- ?Lv 44 years ago
The Jews are the Jews of the Orient. They do stay there additionally, basically as they do interior the the remainder of the international. in many situations while pertaining to somebody as "the Jews" of an area, it ability they're the individuals who're persecuted. in case you look on the historic past of that section, the two the Koreans and the chinese language have suffered persecution and domination with the aid of others many situations of their historic past.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Possibly
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
A jewish chap in a chinese restaurant called the waiter to his table and
said "This chicken is rubbery".
the waiter replied "Fang you ve much".
Source(s): Common sence - stickadiddleLv 71 decade ago
Funny place China did you know that they don't have any Chinese restaurants. They just have restaurants!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
omg loved it lol :p
- Anonymous1 decade ago
WOOF WOOF ..ahahaha
