Re-Write Your Favorite Song(s)?

There are places I remember,

when i'm drunk, or goin insane,

The memories are good, though some are better,

except for that one girl, what was her name?...

All these memories have their moments

With strangers and friends that I still can't recall

Some remain and some fly freely

In My Life, I want to forget them all..

But of all these thoughts and memories

there is one i'll share with you,

And even though it's lost it's meaning

You will laugh a bit, I promise you..

And I know i'll never ever lose your respect

For things I have done when so drunk before,

I know you'll have to stop but you'll forgive me,,

For Ralphing on your kitchen floor...

And now I know that I will never lose your lovin

Cause I'm sober now, unlike before,

I'll go and take the mop behind the oven...

And spend the night,cleaning your floor..

In My Life Forget Them All

In My Life, Forget Them All!!!!

Get It Up By Mindless Self Indulgence

Ladies.

Look At Your Mother Standing.

You Know Shes Such A Whore.

But Her Time Is Wasted.

Did My Dog S.hit On The Floor?

Oh Yea.

Yea Right.

Oh Yea.

Yea Right.

I Wanna Make Some Pancakes.

But You'll Eat Them All.

I Wanna Shoot A Hobo.

But I Can't Fire A Gun.

I Wanna Have Some Honey.

But The Bees Took It All.

I Wanna Shoot A Hobo.

But I Can't Fire A Gun.

Fire A Gun.

*Why Can't You Fire A Gun?*

Fire A Gun.

*Why Can't You Fire A Gun?*

Fire A Gun

*Why Can't You Fire A Gun?*[x2]

It Must Be Your Face

Its Not Your Body

If It Ain't Your Body Then Its Not Your Face

Look At Your Mother Standing.

You Know Shes Such A Whore.

But Her Time Is Wasted.

Did My Dog S.hit On The Floor?

Oh Yea.

Yea Right.

Oh Yea.

Yea Right.

I Wanna Make Some Pancakes.

But You'll Eat Them All.

I Wanna Shoot A Hobo.

But I Can't Fire A Gun.

I Wanna Have Some Honey.

But The Bees Took It All.

I Wanna Shoot A Hobo.

But I Can't Fire A Gun.

Fire A Gun.

*Why Can't You Fire A Gun?*

Fire A Gun.

*Why Can't You Fire A Gun?*

Fire A Gun.

*Why Can't You Fire A Gun?*[x2]

Oh God.

Why Must This Happen To Me, Its Just Too Terrible, Give Me A Second,, Give Me A Minute Leave Me Alone Alright?

I Must Be Emo.

I Wish I Could Die.

I Don't Fricken Care, I'll Just Throw the Toaster In My Bathtub During My Shower Alright?

Oh Yea.

Yea Right.

Oh Yea.

Yea Right.

I Wanna Make Some Pancakes.

But You'll Eat Them All.

I Wanna Shoot A Hobo.

But I Can't Fire A Gun.

I Wanna Have Some Honey.

But The Bees Took It All.

I Wanna Shoot A Hobo.

But I Can't Fire A Gun.

Fire A Gun.

*Why Can't You Fire A Gun?*

Fire A Gun.

*Why Can't You Fire A Gun?*

Fire A Gun.

*Why Can't You Fire A Gun?*[x2]

It Must Be Your Face

Its Not Your Body

If It Ain't Your Body Then Its Not Your Face

The Time's They Are A-Changin' Only A Pawn In The Their Game Hurricane Blowin In The Wind Oxford Town Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall Percy's Song All these songs are by Bob Dylan Killing In The Name of-RATM Fortunate Son- CCR Alice's Restaurant- Arlo Guthrie For What It's Worth- Buffalo Springfield BQ: Masters Of War- Bob Dylan War- Edwin Starr Unknown Soldier The Doors

My parody of Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'" (the title is changed to "The Prices They Are A-Changin'"

Drive down the highway

So gleefully

Need more stuff run on

Watch it dubiously

Open up your life's blood

Quite precariously

And slip in some more

Just for old General Lee

Run see the neighbor

Don't say hi to Mr. E

'Cause the prices they are a-changin'

Come guzzlers come watchers

Make it 4, make it 5

Name any prices

We'll still have to drive

Pinch ourselves, wake us up

Make us feel alive

Feel ourselves stung

Like from an entire beehive

Why make it better?

Why do we strive?

'Cause the prices they are a-changin'

Come people in riot

Without politics

Get what you can now

At least a good lick

Boycott the big 5

Until the message clicks

We can't let them do this

Until we get sick

Stop all their laughing

Like some old drunkin hicks

'Cause the prices they are a-changin'

Through hurricanes, through storms

Through natural disasters

It'll claim all our earnings

Like an old money master

Go get the best prices

Go a bit faster

The chances of rising

Are set in hard plaster

The one to get slammed

Will be the procraster

'Cause the prices they are a-changing'

Come all musicians

Playing your blues

Know when to get going

Know when it's your cue

Look westward young sailor

See the sky's red hue?

That sailor's warning

Is for a large bruise

It's not a vacation

Or a luxury cruise

The prices they are a-changin'

I'm only 15 but i think this came out pretty good.

OJ be good (Johnny B. Goode)

Way back in the 90's driving through L.A

A low speed pursuit occured involving OJ

Cruising down interstate 405

He tried to run but he just couldn't hide

He never ever learned to read or write so well,

But he could drive that car just like ringing a bell.

drive, drive

drive OJ drive

drive drive

OJ be good

He wrote a book called if i did it

He's only free now cuz the glove didn't fit

Oh, everyone though that he was guilty

Except for the people who were in the jury

People passing by would stop and say

Good thing that guy had a lot of money

drive, drive

drive OJ drive

drive drive

OJ be good

His lawyer told him someday he would be in jail,

And it wasn't for killing the chick that he used to nail.

Many people watched the trial from all around

To hear him plead innocent till the sun went down

Maybe someday your name would be in lights

Reading OJ Aquitted last night.

drive, drive

drive OJ drive

drive drive

OJ be good

lmao!!

I actually wrote a cover of "Ka-ching" by "Shania Twain" a month ago!

lmao!!

Here's the link to the real song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I42c6RP04xU

Here's My Lyrics I wrote so, Sing this to the Music lol!!

PS: It's NOT my favorite song, i'll just post it for laughs!!

We live in a phony little world--

that turns every little boy and girl

To an addict or an alcoholic Freak--

then commit suicide and

Jump from the balcony

We've created us a little bloody stain

but soon enough it’ll be in a nearby drain

Our philosophy is to sleep and let it go

So it's Meth and cigarettes for me

All we ever want is long gone

so forget and let us move on!!

wake up and prove that u really can go on

[Chorus:]

Can you hear the horn

it makes you want to squeal

It's such a Noisy thing....Beeeeeeeep Beeeeeep

Lot’s of burning smokes

The cancer that it brings

what a shameful thing

with lots of brands and zests

When you see a bitchy little whore

Take her and head straight to your home

suggest a sicker horny pose

To make you roar and scream for getting more

All we ever want is long gone

so forget and let us move on!!

wake up and prove that u really can go on

[Repeat Chorus]

Let's Bid

Dig deeper in your pocket

Oh, yeah, ha

bet it all and you’ll lose it

dig deeper in your wallet

Oh

All we ever want is long gone

so forget and let us move on!!

wake up and prove that u really can go on

[Repeat Chorus]

so that’s it to the little boy and girl

Cut their wrists and scar it extensively

I hope we all wake up from this dream

Of a perfect round earth

And take some action to improve it immediately

Eh. Not creative enough to rewrite the whole song, but I once wrote a couple of lines to the tune of Baba O'Riley called Toxic Wasteland. lol

Today is the saltiest

Day I've never known

Can't live for tomorrow

Tomorrow's um... what was I gonna say?

I burn my eyes out

Before I yank my teeth out

I wanted less

Than life could ever grant

Bored by the chore

Of saving foot, hand, shoe, arm, leg, torso, hair...

Today is the greatest

Day I have ever known

Can't wait for your mom

I might not have that much of a chance with her, anyway

I'll tear my head off

Before I get off

Pink ribbon tennis shoes

That never forget

I'm tired from running

With those stupid shoes

My shins and knees

Were bruised and in pain

'Cause I kept falling down!

Today is

Today is

Today is

The wost day

That I have ever known

I want to turn you off

I want to turn you round the mullberry bush, the mullberry bush...

I want to turn you off

I want to turn you into a chicken

Today is the greatest

Today is the greatest day

Today is the greatest day

That I have ever known

Me and my bestfriend did this to the song 'The Rock Show' by Blink 182 for some guy we liked in our Drama Class

Hanging out in the Drama class before school.

Acting Stupid with my friends, trying to be cool.

I couldn't wait for the drama class to start here,

I remember thats the first time that I saw him three.

(chorus)

And I feel in love with the boy in my Drama Class

He said "what?" and I told him that I liked his ***

He's so cool that I really wish I could ask,

Everythings so better when he's in school.

When I see his face I start to drool.

I fell in love with the boy in my drama class.

(bridge)

I'll hang a picture of him in my locker.

Because I am a stalker.

he always kept me waiting.

..and yeah, thats as far as we got.

gooooodtimes.

I do this all the time just on command walking down the halls but they new lyrics usually have something to do with *****.