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Joe K
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Joe K asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

need to have this joke rated please?

Little johnny with black eye

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.

His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"

"Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.

Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Love it! best one today! star!

  • rida
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    10/10

  • 5 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    Very good

    10/10

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have never heard this joke be4 and it is quite a funny surprice.

  • 1 decade ago

    Woulda been funny if that wasn't my millionth time hearing it.

  • 1 decade ago

    This one is new to me. It's funny :)

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

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