Hello. Could you kindly explain to me, in freaking detail, why one's belly button might smell like Radio Shack?

It's the vague smell of electronics, curry, and desperation.

Do you need me to draw you a picture?

Bellybutton lint can often become electrostatically charged. This, over time could create that mild fragrance of overinsulated ozone that your standard Radio Shack emits.

Either that, or one has been trying to plug one's portable DVD player into one's navel using the car battery attachment.

It comes from trying to get the employee discount behind the Radio Shack building from the pimply-face kid who stocks the batteries.

My husband's belly button and scrotal area smell just like a Circuit City, which is close - but with fewer knowledge members (I totally just said members).

I have my suspicions he's been employing his army of evil Fembots for um, party favours.

Maybe it's really a robot, made of stuff from radio shack....

Aah sor dick is an anagram of Radio Shack.

the radio shack out by me smells like old sweat and azz...that would not be flattering.

Perhaps trying to stuff a transistor radio antenna into one's bellybutton to see if they can contact aliens? How the f am I supposed to know?

Alien implant malfunction. Oh and you might need a shower. Either are acceptable.

It sounds like you need to come press my easy button

-or maybe thats office depo?