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Beer Joke ?

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

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    Too funny Steve...way to go!

  • 1 decade ago

    You know bud, I've heard claims like this before....but for some reason; the way you tie these things together just seems right.... I'm not sure if I can go as far as saying Alcohol makes you smarter per-se; but this time bud; it seems to have made you, my bud-weiser?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's very clever. It's worth a star. I'm an Aussie and I'm sure it would be the same for us cos we love a beer.

  • 1 decade ago

    OMG that is to funny i cant stop laughing LMAO

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    ...and Canadian...

    :)

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