Who likes those Old Men jokes?

An 87 year old man goes to the doctor and is asked to give a rarely requested semen sample. The old man is surprised but takes and small sample jar and goes back home.

The next day he returns and places the empty jar on the doctors desk.

The doctor asks W'hy is it empty?'.

'Doc, I tried with my right hand. Nothin'

Then I tried with my left hand. Still nothin'

Then I asked my wife to help.

She tried with her right hand. Nothin'

Then she tried with her left hand. Nothin' again!

Then she tried using her mouth and that didn't help!

She even took out her teeth, but again, no help.

Then we called our younger neighbor Esther.

'You asked your neighbor?' asked the amazed doctor!

Yup! She's only 68 years old.

She tried with her right hand. Nothin'

And then she tried with her left hand. Nothin' still.

Then she put between her legs and squeezed hard. Nothin'

Then she put it in her mouth but she still has all her teeth.

That didn't help either!"

The doctor was amazed and even shocked.

'Your neighbor put it in her mouth?" asked the doctor

'Sure did! She's a peach! But it didn't help.

We jus' couldn't get that jar open!"