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Spiritually Sporking..?

So I'm eating Life Savers, and wondering, since the Rapture is coming according to all the christians, if I ought to invest in some Soul Savers instead?

They taste like horribly bland, rotting flesh, but I might as well cover my bases, right?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Go for it!

    I hear they came out with month-old mold and rancid poo flavor too.

    :D

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have purposely moved to a Christian neighborhood,,so that I might one day, soon! take over all the material goods of those swept up in the rapture.

  • Heidi
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Wouldn't that be communion wafers instead? Transubstantiation?

  • ...
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Might as well. Just put some salt on them.

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  • 1 decade ago

    The Glory of God is TERRIFYINGLY ATTRACTIVE!!!

    Source(s): A Soul Saver.
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